Technische beschrijving Zombie garden gnome
Garden gnomes have been around for quite a long time, with the oldest surviving gnomes dating back to the Baroque period. However, they only really became a cult figure around 1990, when it was finally possible to buy them in modern and eye-catching versions.
The "International Association for the Protection of Garden Gnomes" from Basel probably already suspected it when it was founded: this variety of strange gnomes is certainly one of the reasons why terrible things are happening now. Anyone who regularly reads the news will be aware of the many reports about strange garden gnome behavior. It's all about vicious transformations, like in the worst horror movies. Gnomes that become aggressive and suddenly attack their fellow gnomes, biting them and wallowing in their blood. Unfortunately, it's clear, but our beloved garden gnomes are fighting a wave of zombies!
Some scientists estimate that the beginning of these incredible events started in the forests of Germany. There is a suspicion that the Front for the liberation of the garden gnomeswhich has set itself the task of freeing garden gnomes to release them into the wild, may (unintentionally) have something to do with it.
According to leading experts, there is currently no risk to owners and no transmission from garden gnome to human has been observed. However, there is no cure yet and no one is aware of the risks to pets.
Fortunately, behavioral researchers have reported that the dangerous zombie garden gnomes, in contrast to their healthy form, prefer to travel in small groups and avoid places where there are already other zombie garden gnomes. The best solution is therefore to place as many zombie garden gnome dummies as possible in the garden to ward off the danger.
The zombie garden gnomes on offer here look deceptively real and provide effective protection against attacks. They are painted to be weatherproof and can spend day and night in the garden or on the windowsill. For more intensive protection, we recommend purchasing several zombie garden gnome dummies ;)
