Description Straw beards
Having an after-work beer or cocktail after work can be dangerous! After all, your boss could come over and ask you to work even more. Or your mom might see you and remind you that you were supposed to be fixing her computer.
But if you are wearing a emergency beard or use a straw beard (or a beard-straw?!), nobody will recognize you! Fantastique!
You can attach five different models to the five straws supplied or use standard straws to reinvent yourself. When you drink, it looks like you're wearing a beard... (Or a beard over your own beard. That's something like beardception).
The American Standard
This beard almost makes you a real American. Or the star of adult movies, as the description on the packaging suggests ;)
The Devil
Easily recognizable by the typical upward curve... Nobody's joking with you!
The Handlebar
A wonderful moustache that makes you look educated but also slightly threatening.
The Chevron
This little beard stands for self-confidence and sex appeal ;)
The Horseshoe
A beard as it is written in the book. The U-shape shows everyone that you are a tough guy (or a woman with a beard).
