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There are two kinds of people: Linux user and... those other guys (people who might not understand this shirt). You will recognize them by their ab...

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Adminosaurus

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This shirt based on the jurassic park logo is a tribute to all the brave admins combating outdated systems, inexplicable server failures and of cou...

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Answer Loading

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Let me consider this briefly...............well, NO !Do you always need a bit of time to come up with an appropriate answer when someone else is as...

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Binary Tree

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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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Broken Image

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As you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...

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Defragged Zebra

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Ahh, nothing beats a well-organized home, right? Everything exactly where it belongs, all the books organized by the astronomical sign of the autho...

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Deploy on Friday?

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There are a few unwritten rules everybody in IT should always follow. And trust us, if you decide to ignore these rules, you definitely won't want ...

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

Four Horsemen

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Death, War, Pestilence and Hunger - one does not need to be familiar with the works of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: The Four Ho...

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Geek Pin I Will Not Fix Your Computer

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This button should be part of the wardrobe of every person who is even remotely involved with computers. Because this fact does not automatically t...

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Geek Pin May The Source Be With You

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What the Force is to Jedis, the source code is to computer scientists. If you control it, you basically control everything. But remember: with grea...

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Geek Pin Power

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Now you can attach your own power button to all kinds of things. Get ready to add new features to apples, books, jackets and bags.

Geek Pin RTFM

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Before bothering other people, it's always a good idea to read the manual. Or as this pin puts it bluntly: read the fluffing manual!

Geek Pin The Code Is Documentation Enough

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Let's be honest: anyone who needs additional explanations besides the code wouldn't understand your explanations anyway. The next time someone asks...

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Geek Pin Thinking

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Sometimes you just need a little longer to sort out your thoughts. Just point to the button and finish thinking. That way everyone knows and you ha...

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Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically

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Finish this sentence:Home is where... Well, for us geeks and nerds, it's where our wi-fi devices automatically connect.

Hooray Sports

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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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I void warranties

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Are you one of those people who has to disassemble every new technical device they get? If so, you must have destroyed a lot of "Warranty void if r...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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Ich bin Admin

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Many people see administrators as a kind of Matrix god. They sit in front of computers, typing away like mad in completely unspectacular looking te...

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Installing social skills

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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...

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Intellectual Badass

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At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

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IT-Afro

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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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Kein Backup - Kein Mitleid

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...

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Linux Tux

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Penguins are cool, pretty goofy and probably the only birds in the world who forgot to be birds. No other animal looks funnier waddling in the snow...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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May the source be with you

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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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Midi-Chlorians

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Computer owners and producers just love to show off all the good stuff inside their PC cases, and everybody who invests in a new microprocessor wil...

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Nerd Charms

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When it comes to charms, we nerds usually think of powerful spells in pen-and-paper games, the counterpart to the Strange Quark or simply a certain...

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Network Security

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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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PEBKAC

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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Reboot

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Be it software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too messy and are running hot, all it takes ...

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RUN CMD

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If one were to believe the genre legends Run DMC, hip-hop really does have one thing in common with informatics: It's tricky! While the trio of Run...

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Run IE

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Who remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...

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Something went wrong

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Homo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!

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As we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...

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