Retro Nerd Merchandise & Fan Articles

Several generations of teenagers poured all their passion and pocket money into these little plastic boxes with tape inside. There was no better an...

Simple computer games are still the best! Right? That's why after 30 years, the arcade classic with the colourful tetrominos is still one of the mo...

Many have long since realised it: Floppy disks are simply no longer an adequate storage medium. They are very fragile and simply don’t offer enough...

We're pretty sure we know what Guybrush Threepwood would say about this example of a three-headed monkey from the monkey island. It's just too bad ...

Remember way back... when to be able to load programmes and games on a C64, you had to type in a special command first? For the sake of nostalgia, ...

Hmm, obviously Doc Brown missed the fact that the TARDIS doesn't always materialise conveniently around obstacles, but simply falls from the s...

He wanted to become a real, rough-and-ready pirate. The most notorious pirate ever. Only everything kept going wrong! No one took him seriously as ...

Keys are an important part of our daily lives. Who doesn't use them a few times a day to get into their house, office, car, cupboard, safe? Th...

“It's dangerous to go alone!” These famous words from a video game don't just apply when you're a hero fighting dragons or rescuing princesses. Som...

The stereotypical nerd never leaves his mom's basement, is anti-social and only eats cold pizza and drinks warm soda. This image of our subculture ...

Nerds can't be romantic? That's just a prejudice, of course. Or why else would we have gone to the trouble of creating a Candlestick lightsaber? Th...

Whilst others are still ranting about the resolution of Fallout 4, we remember that an epic game doesn't need too many pixels. Alright, a litt...

The good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...

USB flash drives, external hard drives, memory cards and MP3 players are nowadays substitutes for floppy disks, cassettes and video cassettes. Alth...

Like all villains, the dark side of the Force usually lures us in with empty promises. Who hasn't heard the famous quote from Darth Vader to Luke: ...

Do you remember the computer game 'Day of the Tentacle?' –It was the fantastic follow-up to 'Maniac Mansion!'. Well, if you...

Do you also take down your old C64 from the attic from time to time? Do you still enjoy playing the old games? You can show everyone your enthusias...

You can get this shirt in two ways: In our shop, or after many hours playing one of the coolest games ever, Monkey Island.The disadvantage of the s...

With the cassette sponges in a set of 4, your washing up becomes a journey through time. Or when was the last time you held a real cassette in your...

USB flash drives, external hard drives and tiny memory cards have long since outpaced their predecessors. While those old media lacked modern memor...

The good, old cartridges from the NES video game console were (almost) built like tanks: The sturdy grey plastic managed to protect the electronics...

That's what a Magic Cube looks like in the heat of desperate solution attempts ;)

It doesn't get much nerdier than the retro video games of the 70s and 80s. And Pac-Man in particular is of course a classic. A greedy yellow circle...

If there is one location where you certainly would not expect Godzilla to show up, it's your kitchen. After all, the famous giant lizard is usually...

The saying "everything was better in the old days" does not apply at all to video games, if only in terms of graphics. Nevertheless, many of us rem...

You're a retro gamer who loves legendary point-and-click adventures? Or an aspiring politician? Then this sticker is definitely for you! The purple...

As the loveable Minions have demonstrated, the bad guys' henchmen do have a life beyond the main story of a movie or game. Which leads us to t...

If you’re wondering why a music cassette, of all things, makes such a good key rack, you were most likely born after 1999. Everyone else will know ...

Imagine Mewtu suddenly appears and you realise that you don't have a single Pokéball left. To make sure that something annoying like this never hap...

The older you get, the more you resist change. On principle. Some developments, on the other hand, are just too good to resist. Yes, the cassette w...

Even though most children hate eating vegetables, video games have taught us that a certain level of meal planning can actually reap huge health be...

May the Force be with you.Yes, yes, thanks. We know. But what is a single, regular Force compared with having triple the Force? Of course, power, c...

The solution to the question posed on the Age Test Shirt will be a piece of cake for everyone who grew up in the good old 1980s.We remember music c...

We are left asking whether kids will become NBA superstars, captains, or druids when they've grown up...?

Did you know that the Ninja Turtels were actually created as a parody of other superheroes? When you think about it, it's hard to imagine. Four mut...