Retro Nerd Merchandise & Fan Articles

Simple computer games are still the best! Right? That's why after 30 years, the arcade classic with the colourful tetrominos is still one of the mo...

We're pretty sure we know what Guybrush Threepwood would say about this example of a three-headed monkey from the monkey island. It's just too bad ...

Nerds can't be romantic? That's just a prejudice, of course. Or why else would we have gone to the trouble of creating a Candlestick lightsaber? Th...

Like all villains, the dark side of the Force usually lures us in with empty promises. Who hasn't heard the famous quote from Darth Vader to Luke: ...

USB flash drives, external hard drives and tiny memory cards have long since outpaced their predecessors. While those old media lacked modern memor...

You're a retro gamer who loves legendary point-and-click adventures? Or an aspiring politician? Then this sticker is definitely for you! The purple...

If you’re wondering why a music cassette, of all things, makes such a good key rack, you were most likely born after 1999. Everyone else will know ...

Did you know that the Ninja Turtels were actually created as a parody of other superheroes? When you think about it, it's hard to imagine. Four mut...

Even though most children hate eating vegetables, video games have taught us that a certain level of meal planning can actually reap huge health be...

If you're in desperate need of an extra life, this pin has got you covered. Please don't try to eat it. You could lick it, but that's disgusting. S...

Of course, we are not fans of generalizations, but it's safe to assume that most geeks and nerds have explored the wondrous world of video games at...

Imagine running, jumping and diving through hazardous levels while malicious turtles and devious mushrooms have it in for you. And now imagine the ...

During his adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom, Super Mario has to face a multitude of dangers: hazardous obstacles, carnivorous plants and Bowser&#...

Behind you, a three-headed monkey! What, you didn't see him? Maybe you can sue the reflection in this pin to peek behind you. There he is again!

By the power of Greyskull? Nothing? Avengers, assemble! Still nothing? Looks like the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda does not have a cool activa...

After the destruction of the Death Star at the latest, the X-Wing became the symbol of the Rebel Alliance. One can only imagine how upset those in ...

The year 1990 changed our lives forever when the first Gameboy came on the market. The absolute horror for parents and teachers, because it was dif...

It is no coincidence that this tape dispenser is shaped like a cassette. Because in English, the word "tape" means both adhesive tape and audio tap...

Letting high-explosive materials near you doesn’t sound too tempting, does it! But don’t worry – this bomb is quite harmless :). The Bomberman Soft...

What does a hero truly need? A magic sword, a mithril shirt and magical powers? Well, those and a proper jacket, of course. After all, what good is...

Why do we always assume that alien life forms, that are statistically bound to exist in the universe, are hostile? In many books, video games and m...

This button will help you TO TAKE ON THE WORLD. This purple villain from one of the greatest adventures of all time will always whisper new evil sc...

The 80s really had a lot of cool stuff to offer. The 'Ghostbusters' film series was of course particularly iconic for all fans of ghosts and the su...

To the question of whether Father Christmas really exists, we can unequivocally answer "Yes!". Unfortunately, he just never manages to deliver his ...

Remember [[The Legend of Zeldawhere the Old Man suggests that Link takes a sword with him because "it's dangerous to go alone"?This simple sentence...

Ready to defend Earth against pixelated aliens? This button turn you into the last defence of humankind against the invaders from outer space.