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‘See no evil, hear no evil,speak no evil’, often depicted as three monkeys, comes from an old Japanese proverb that is borrowed from the Analects o...

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Cosmic creatures of horror have to keep up with the times, just like everyone else. Which is how come the title of legendary horror writer H.P. Lov...

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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house, dead Cthulhu of R'lyeh waits dreaming."Maybe you know the feeling of waking up ...

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If you think the greatest danger that could await you under the water surface is a great white shark, you are mistaken. It's true that H.P. Lovecra...

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In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

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iä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!

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Welcome to the 374th meeting of the Friends of R'lyeh, fellow cultists! Before we continue to the main point on today's agenda, the summoning of ou...

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If anyone knows about sleeping, it’s the Grand Old Cthulhu, who has been slumbering in R’lyeh for aeons, waiting to finally bring the world under h...

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It's safe to say that the Necronomicon (lit. translation: concerning the rites/laws of the dead), an arcane tome envisioned by H.P. Lovecraft, is t...

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The sole goal of the Great Old One, Cthulhu, is, and has always been, to return to Earth and usher in the destruction of humankind. Fortunately for...

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Even the youngest amongst our peace-loving religious community (also known as "cult") knows that Cthulhu, the Great Old One from H.P. Lovecraft's p...

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According to the American author H.P. Lovecraft, it is only a matter of time before the apocalypse is upon us. For of all the Great Old Ones coming...

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Classic horror author H.P. Lovecraft is mostly known for his stories about the indescribable: colours from space, massive stone blocks in the middl...

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Cthulhu's Horoscope

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From time to time, one stumbles across the conspiracy theory that big corporations want to control people with the help of shady ingredients in pro...

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Let Cthulhu into your life... and from now on, live your life in obedience to the most famous monster from famed horror author H.P. Lovecraft. The ...

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Finally, you've been able to gain entry into one of those secret societies everybody wants to be a part of lately. But now you're not allowed to ta...

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