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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...
View full detailsWho tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?
Marksmanship is absolutely essential in battle, but is also a foreign concept for the Stormtroopers. Even handing out sweets on Halloween doesn't r...
View full detailsSometimes it's not a blessing to be computer literate - especially if others are whining for help all the time!With this shirt, you can show that y...
View full detailsThe list of things to hate only grows bigger the longer you live. After all, you get to know more things, people and other stuff throughout your li...
View full detailsAhh, nothing beats a well-organized home, right? Everything exactly where it belongs, all the books organized by the astronomical sign of the autho...
View full detailsIf 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...
View full detailsSome things simply cannot be forgotten. And some should not be forgotten. Like the cowardly attack on the Death Star that cost the lives of over on...
View full detailsIf you wear a Triforce, a relic of immense power on your shirt, you will probably have an easier time searching for it in the Zelda games ;)The thr...
View full detailsMany are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...
View full detailsOn this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...
View full detailsNever try to calculate when drunk!
In the world of The Witcher, there are various rules and unwritten laws that are anchored in the foundations of humanity. One of these commandments...
View full detailsEverything not saved will be lost This quote might easily have come from J.R.R. Tolkien, but no, this profound saying actually comes from Nintendo,...
View full detailsThe Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...
View full detailsNature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...
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If you are working part-time at a computer store, then you may be bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"Th...
View full detailsSure, nobody likes jokes that take forever to be explained – somewhere along the way, all the humour seems to get lost! But at times, we can't get ...
View full detailsLet's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...
View full detailsAt least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...
View full detailsAt times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...
View full detailsThis year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...
View full detailsThere're those tricky situations when you have to ask yourself what would one of your heroes do? Only, heroes can be a bit boring and predicta...
View full detailsKirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwindable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scena...
View full detailsSurfing like in the goold old days will be possible again in the future. A well-known German provider plans to heavily restrict the available traff...
View full detailsOh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...
Greedo: "(Speaking Huttese) You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship." Han: "Over my dead body." Greedo: "(S...
View full detailsAs you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...
View full detailsAre HEX-Numbers part of your everyday life? Then you should understand the subtle message of this t.shirt without problems. In any other case, just...
View full detailsIt's not enough for talented coders to write their own code, they try to analyze other programs and hardware too! For example, they'll wr...
View full detailsThis crossover image shows a popular vampire hunting a high-school girl, two brothers who are regularly haunted by the supernatural, a grim and hea...
View full detailsAt some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...
View full detailsMaths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...
View full detailsSheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory already wears this shirt in various episodes. He knows how evolution works and how we will develop in the f...
View full detailsIf you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...
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