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Unfortunately, the majority of people don't move and are happy with it. Maybe some of them will notice when they see you wearing this shirt...

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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

I will not fix your computer

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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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Walder Frey - Wedding Planer

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Planning a wedding can be a real nightmare: the right location, good catering, a conflict-free seating order – all of this can drive even the most ...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands

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The Corona pandemic has reminded a lot of people what they should already have known: It’s important to wash your hands regularly! After all, nobod...

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Run like hell

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Question: What does every respectable archaeologist need?A) A magnifying glass B) A brush C) A pressure washer D) Sturdy shoes and lots of enduranc...

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Dopamine

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For some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...

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This meme is not available in your country

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On 26.03.2019, the EU Parliament decided to destroy the Internet and make memes virtually impossible via upload filters.With this t-shirt you can a...

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I'm with stupid

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Quite possibly the last thing you'd expect of your t-shirt is it coming to life and starting to talk. And insulting you. All day long. Well, looks ...

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I Wanna Be

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Arguably, some things used to be easier before the digital age. Back in school, for example, when you wanted to ask someone out, you'd just pa...

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Immature

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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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Flux Capacitor

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To build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...

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OMg

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Magnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...

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Ingress Reading

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So tell us... are you enlightened? Or part of the resistance? Well, just make sure you never lose sight of your territory. Get distracted for one m...

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Game of Thrones Trial by Combat

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Whenever you don't know how to evade a tense situation, Demand Trial by Combat. History teaches us that you can only win, even if there are ph...

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Talk NErDy to me

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Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

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You read my shirt

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Ugh! You've overcome your inhibitions and [[left the house|https://www.getdigital.de/products/Achievement_unlocked/lng/en">]]And now this happens.....

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Cummingtonite

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Some minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...

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Cthulhu Fish

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iä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!

Helvetica

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The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

man woman

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Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

Asteroids Shirt

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If you played computer games enthusiastically in the 80s, you will certainly remember Asteroids and can reminisce about the good old days with this...

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Adrenaline Molecule

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Are you excited by the thought of parachuting, bungee jumping, paintball, or hacking?Then you are an adrenaline junkie and should consider the thri...

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May the source be with you

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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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cd pub; more beer

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If you think that a shell is a shell and only think of video games when you think of consoles, then this shirt is not necessarily for you. But if y...

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This t-shirt was manufactured by child labor.

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If you order a sweater, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everybody knows it, nobody is interested. Nevertheless, many people will be u...

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1 + 1 = 10

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Given that the binary system is widely used in IT (and thus in most parts of our lives), surprisingly few people actually understand the combinatio...

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2020 Would not recommend

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Let’s not beat around the bush: the year 2020 has not been all that great thus far. In January, the next world war was closer than ever; in Februar...

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Control Life Shirt for Magic Players

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Trading card games like Magic or Yu-Gi-Oh! all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life total to zero. ...

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Quotes

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We decided it's once again time to create another meaningful T-shirt design! YaySo, we made some expressive quotation marks and then a nice se...

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PEBKAC

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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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WinXP Key

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Fun fact: The Windows XP operating system was the first to use product activation keys to reduce software piracy. An activation by phone or online ...

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Knock Knock Knock Penny

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Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny?Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of t...

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Life is too short for 56k

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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and ma...

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reset peer guy

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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

Cthulhu Cola

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In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

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Our Geek Shop has the most innovative and fun gadgets

getDigital is not just any online shop - by virtue of our own arrogance we like to call ourselves THE one true and greatest online shop for geeks and nerds in Germany ;) We do everything we can to make sure you feel comfortable on our website and find your way around easily. Have you already taken a look at our community area? In our blog, for example, you can get a look behind the scenes of a geek shop. But the main thing is of course to offer you new and exciting gadgets and shirts on all topics that interest you: Star Wars geeks will get their money's worth in our Star Wars Merchandise section. Of course you can also find gifts for every occasion here - whether for yourself or for your favorite geek. Are you a fan of the action-adventure games portal? Then you can't miss our Portal Merchandise section.

The Geek: A frequently misjudged species.

It is difficult to give a precise definition of the term geek. However, it can be roughly said that a geek is someone who proudly shows off their popular culture preferences and likes to talk shop about these topics. This does not necessarily have to be done with arrogance and an "I know everything better" attitude. No, a nerd can also have a lot of knowledge and at the same time be a sociable person. We at getDigital know this all too well, after all, we are in constant contact with geeks and nerds. Equipping yourself with the right merchandise has nothing to do with vanity, but above all with celebrating your own inclinations, zest for life and the ability to laugh at yourself. This can be done, for example, with T-shirts that parody wisdom and clichés from the nerd world. Geniuses at work, Trekkies and superhero fanatics have their very own expressions that it would be a shame to just keep to yourself. And if you ask nicely, any nerd will happily explain the background. This turns every curious person into a potential new addition to the global geek community.

Geek and Camp: A Love Story.

Geeks often enjoy what is known as camp culture. In short, "camp" in the deepest technical jargon encompasses what many people call kitsch or junk. This can be, for example, cartoon series that are actually aimed at a young clientele or wonderfully superfluous stylizations: bottles shaped like Darth Vader, trading cards, synth pop from decades past, cookie tins and toys that are so out of date that they're already in again. But that's exactly what camp is about: enjoying what isn't actually necessary, but which is all the more dazzling and stands out. Objects that can be assigned to geek camp are in abundance at getDigital. Anyone who clicks through the various product categories here is essentially strengthening their personal, popular culture general knowledge. Please pass this on to the next generations!