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Math, physics... Everything for math nerds and physics nerds

Here you will find products for everyone who loves numbers, functions and the laws of physics. So for mathematicians and physicists. ;)
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Not every number can be perfect.

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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Without natural sciences, we would know next to nothing about the inner workings of the universe and our bodies. If you take a closer look at how c...

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As the saying goes, the dumbest farmers have the fattest potatoes. Does this saying also apply outside of agriculture? What about phi breeding, for...

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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Not only Geek-anity, but all of humanity has a lot to be grateful to NASA for: the impressive pictures captured by the Hubble Space Telescope, Mars...

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Most likely, it will always be the privilege of older generations to lecture younger generations about how hard and unforgiving life was "back in t...

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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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Okay, we admit it's hard to write funny and witty lines about physics, even though we come into contact with physics during every single second of ...

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No matter how much you want them, some things are just not meant to be: fire and water, good and evil, or roots and negative numbers. There is no r...

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Do you already know our DNA Earrings and Molecule Necklaces? If you like colours, we've the Atom Necklace from our Geek Gem line. Both the chain an...

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It's strange that, alongside supporters of authoritarian systems in dystopian novels, scientists of all people make conspicuously frequent mistakes...

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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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It doesn't always have to be a large cattle phi, a herd of small phi can also be very productive. However, it is better not to eat the meat rho...

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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

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Star Trek was –(and still is) –ahead of its time. Spock and co. in The Original Series were the first to give us touchscreens, flip-phone communica...

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Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

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Star Wars fans watch out ... Here comes a smash hit: the Force from Star Wars is real! At least if you misunderstand the second Newtonian law – or ...

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Good jokes are almost as great as fresh cake. If you like both, this button is just the thing. You can also use it to tell everyone about the great...

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No matter how much you want them, some things are just not meant to be: fire and water, good and evil, or roots and negative numbers. There is no r...

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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Sometimes it just doesn't help: you want to change and integrate and in the end nothing changes. With this button you can show your sympathy for po...

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15 nerds on the admin's chest, yo-ho-ho and a mug of coffee! If ye arrrr one o' them people who be Pi rates, you should tell ever'one by wearing th...

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When it comes to charms, we nerds usually think of powerful spells in pen-and-paper games, the counterpart to the Strange Quark or simply a certain...

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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

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A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: Shit just got real.This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la Bad Boys, it is a common ...

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For true lovers of mathematics

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Even God sometimes makes small miscalculations - it's just stupid that a few planets are then always destroyed :)

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Most people probably don't associate hot water, shampoo and invigorating warmth with the term "mathematics" and formulas, graphs, variables and the...

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Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

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Named after the most controversial planet in our solar system and part of some of the most destructive inventions in history, plutonium is as inter...

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Without what could you never leave Earth?If we put the question like that, we’d probably get a lot of different answers ranging from pragmatic (“a ...

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You may be wondering why Sheldon, the biggest nerd of all time, has chosen 73 as his favorite number. The answer is quite simple: 73 is the 21st pr...

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On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things logarithm and exponential function say to each other when in conflict.For those who do not und...

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Gadgets and gifts for physicists and mathematicians

Prime numbers, complicated formulas and a variety of laws that you won't find in the German Civil Code - that's the everyday life of physicists and mathematicians. But especially when someone is dealing with more abstract and less tangible theories and calculations, it's much more difficult to find cool gadgets and interesting gifts for physicists that have something to do with it - especially if the person receiving the gift deals with purely theoretical topics 90 percent of the time. But don't worry, we can definitely help you find the perfect gift for the number lover in your circle of friends. In our gifts for mathematicians and physicists you will find cool gadgets and t-shirts that are guaranteed to suit the humor and taste of math fans and physics fans.

The best math gadgets and physics gadgets for the home

A small homage to the scientific field you work in or a few cool gadgets based on mathematical or physical principles are part of the basic equipment for many nerds. Whether it's a coffee mug with a physics joke or a poster with as many digits of Pi as will fit on paper, there are plenty of cool decorations that will make mathematicians and physicists' hearts beat a little faster. If you're looking for this kind of gadget and decoration, you've come to the right place!

Statistically perfectly dressed, with physics and math shirts

T-shirts with cool sayings and puns that are not necessarily understandable to everyone are something that nerds especially like. Mathematicians and physicists are no exception. Who doesn't like to own a math shirt where many people need a degree to understand the joke printed on the garment. If you are looking for exactly this type of T-shirt and perhaps also more universally understandable shirts so that you don't have to explain every joke, you will find exactly the right one with the right level of incomprehensible humor in our physics and math shirts.