Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.

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Fork Bomb

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All users of a unix-like operating systems (Linux, Mac, BSD, etc) should know what a fork bomb is. A fork bomb is a program which creates so many c...

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Programmer

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What's the trick behind all the software and where does it come from? That's what we asked ourselves and then we went on a investigation....

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Open Minds. Open Sources. Open Future.

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Linux - The choice of the GNU generation

Jurassic Run

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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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Thinking

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If a computer needs some time to calculate, it displays this using a progress bar. Did you ever ask yourself why these are not available in real li...

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The end is near

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On January 19, 2038, exactly on 03:14:07 (GMT) the 32-bit Unix time variable will be completely filled!Unix-like systems store the time as the numb...

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Upside Down Glow in the Dark T-Shirt

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What happens when you combine Dungeons & Dragons, a small town in Indiana, a group of children and the 1980s? A pretty amazing mystery TV series! A...

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Help me, Stack Overflow

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At times, we reach the point where our brain just refuses to function properly and even the simplest tasks are impossible to complete. Most program...

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Roleplay Character Healer

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Becoming a Healer in a role-playing game might not be hard, but actually being one is among the hardest things imaginable! Anyone who has ever play...

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Wayne-Train

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"Toot Toot, here comes the WAYNEtrain taking your story to the WHATEVERest because nobody cares...

SYN/ACK

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The back says ACK.SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses to establish every connection.

shakespeare

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To be or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We knew it: coders are poets. If only Shakespeare had b...

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Just imagine...

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Not a nice idea but unfortunately a reality for many people :-(

Call of Cthulhu

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Cosmic creatures of horror have to keep up with the times, just like everyone else. Which is how come the title of legendary horror writer H.P. Lov...

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Two is the oddest prime

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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

CSS sucks v2

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Of course, table-based layouts are evil and should be avoided. But when you test the CSS layout you've painstakingly created for Firefox with Inter...

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If you're a fan of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", then we've got the perfect shirt for you!42 is "the Answer...

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Doom

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The old Doom Godmode code on a shirt. According to unconfirmed rumors, wearing this shirt will allow you to wade through nuclear waste unharmed ;) ...

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Archers

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Merida, Robin Hood, Green Arrow ... a contest of true master archers from films, games, and comics! Something like that would probably take ages, b...

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Drugs would be cheaper

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Anyone who's ever played a trading-card game like Magic knows that these games are not only a lot of fun, but also cost a lot of money. To be ...

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Invisibility Cloak

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An invisibility cloak... Oh, how good would that be? Think of the places you could sneak into and hide out?!The only thing is, it might not always ...

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Ich habe Potential

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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Old & New

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The older you get, the more you resist change. On principle. Some developments, on the other hand, are just too good to resist. Yes, the cassette w...

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Schrödinger's Flerken

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Schrödinger’s Cat – the most famous quantum physics experiment of all time – is not something we should have to or want to explain in detail here. ...

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Perfect Numbers

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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Resistance is NOT futile

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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Ask me about my zombie

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With this shirt, you can become a horrible zombie within the blink of an eye. Therefore, you just have to pull the shirt over your head which will ...

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Your skill in Reading

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Why aren't there cool messages in real life like in every role-playing game when you've improved your skills?

Drink and Derive

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Never try to calculate when drunk!

Schrödinger

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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

1up

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Now you can carry around a favorite food from the famous computer game hero :)

Social Engineering Specialist

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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null

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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

2+2=5

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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

RTFM

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An answer to every single newbee question... Now you do not even have to make the effort to open your mouth!For those who do not know (and are afra...

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Chewie, we're Home

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We've had to wait 33 years for the Star Wars saga to continue... 33 years! Sure, it's only been 12 years since the last of the prequels, but come o...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.