Description Star Wars - Clone Trooper Piggy Bank
Hey Trooper! Over here! Look over there; do you see that gigantic cannon continuously firing deadly laser beams? Yes? Then grab your squad and jump in front of that thing so we can get out of the line of fire! Oh, and make sure you don't get atomized within the first 2 seconds, got it?
Have a little sympathy for the Republic's clone troops... They really don't have a job to envy. No one appreciates their work, they have no prospects for advancement (sound familiar?), and if one of them dies, well, what the heck, they just clone a new one... or maybe two or three.
You could even go so far as to say that the life of a Clone Trooper isn't worth a single cent... Fortunately, that doesn't apply to this Star Wars - Clone Trooper Piggy Bank. Its life is worth hundreds of cents!
You can go about your business.
This Clone Trooper has indeed been quite lucky. He can now proudly say: "I no longer have to sacrifice myself for those bathrobe-wearing fools with the colorful light sticks and intercept the real projectiles because they think they're too cool and too retro to do it themselves! I'm doing my own thing now!"
Begun the Loan Wars have...
From now on, the trooper only has to deal with money. Your money. He must house it inside himself and take care of it, which is relatively safe. On his back, he has a slot large enough for coins and bills to pass through easily.
When you've saved enough, you just need to open the twist lock on the bottom and shake out your money. You don't need a key - the piggy bank is only recognizable as such at second glance; at first glance, you only see a beautifully crafted, detailed Clone Trooper bust with a laser rifle in hand. And even if the trooper is unmasked - who would seriously dare to mess with him? Exactly. You can trust us that your Clone Trooper will defend your savings with his life.
You'll never need a loan when you own a clone.
This is an absolute win-win situation: you don't have to worry about your creditworthiness anymore, and the trooper gets a nice, quiet job on your desk - you just have to hire him :)
