Description Dihydrogen Monoxide drinking bottle with carabiner
It's high time we talked about the elephant in the room: DHMO. Far from any media reports, this silent reaper is reaping its harvest and has more people on its conscience than you can imagine. Every person who has died has previously consumed dihydrogen monoxide. Whether in its liquid, gaseous or solid state, DHMO is always fatal sooner or later! And once you are hooked, the withdrawal symptoms lead to certain death within 168 hours. A scandal!
For this reason, you may only use DHMO in the DHMO drinking bottle to protect yourself and your surroundings! The English warnings clearly show what DHMO can cause: death! Joking aside, DHMO is simply H2O, better known as water. It's funny how some people panic when you use the chemically correct (and admittedly only jokingly used) name of something... So you can be prepared for this aluminum drinking bottle with screw cap and carabiner hook to cause some excitement in everyday life. It might even keep drink thieves away. After all, who would voluntarily drink from a bottle with warning labels and a skull and crossbones? ;)
