Computer scientist shirts and hoodies
Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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Nobody likes to fix the mistakes another person has made due to incompetence, laziness or simply by accident. But when you yourself are that person...
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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...
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As we all know, hindsight is 20/20. This universally applicable wisdom can also be used to describe informatics, especially debugging (i.e. testing...
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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? And we’re not talking about the inventors of WinRAR (who are most likely still wait...
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As we all know, silent waters run deep. While software development does not exactly have anything to do with water, the basic principle of the sayi...
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Death, War, Pestilence and Hunger - one does not need to be familiar with the works of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: The Four Ho...
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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...
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Isn't it amazing what the human brain is capable of? Not only has it secured us our place at the top of the food chain, it can also adapt extremely...
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For those of you who have comments regarding a source code: It was hard to write - it was meant to be hard to understand..
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"Is your computer running low on disk space? Are old holiday pictures and text documents clogging your hard drive? Then simply put everything into ...
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The good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...
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If one were to believe the genre legends Run DMC, hip-hop really does have one thing in common with informatics: It's tricky! While the trio of Run...
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Remember way back... when to be able to load programmes and games on a C64, you had to type in a special command first? For the sake of nostalgia, ...
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Penguins are cool, pretty goofy and probably the only birds in the world who forgot to be birds. No other animal looks funnier waddling in the snow...
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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht
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Basically, programming has a lot in common with Lego: on the one hand, it's worth starting at a young age (keyword: practice makes perfect), and on...
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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...
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Imagine arriving at the office, sitting down at your desk in order to do all the important bug fixes , whilst sipping your coffee... when all of t...
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Turns out that most nerds do actually care about nature and know a lot about the evil “outside world”. So much so that even parts of the Unix archi...
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Many people see administrators as a kind of Matrix god. They sit in front of computers, typing away like mad in completely unspectacular looking te...
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There are a few unwritten rules everybody in IT should always follow. And trust us, if you decide to ignore these rules, you definitely won't want ...
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What's the most popular answer to calls at the IT support hotline? Of course the sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?&q...
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Imagine that you’ve just created a model that allows different technical systems to communicate with each other and that features different layers ...
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We all know it: e-mails with incorrect encoding, in which the German special characters are once again displayed incorrectly. We can only be glad t...
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Home is still the best place to be. Who likes to sit at other people's computers where nothing is set up the way it should be ;)
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When programmers have worked too long on a project, or when you ask them how the code they worked on actually functions, their favorite answer will...
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If there is any profession entirely deserving of their own drinking song, it’s programmers.The so-called “Programmer’s Drinking Song”, a modificati...
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Anyone who's ever developed a program knows that just because it works on one person's computer, doesn't means it works on another! Given the almos...
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If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-) If there's a slight smile on your face though, you should probably think about h...
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Comments in the code are grossly overrated. Everything is already there! If you have a plan of the matter, you don't need any extra explanations ;)
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Let me consider this briefly...............well, NO !Do you always need a bit of time to come up with an appropriate answer when someone else is as...
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The word hacker in Japanese on a shirt. The characters are pronounced "hakka" (with a small pause between the k, i.e. "hak (pause) ka").
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Programmers who use pointers should be careful because they aren't far away from hell ;) At least that's what the 2nd of the 10 commandme...
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Why don't we use the binary system in elementary school? Learning just two numbers would make a lot of things easier and it would also be easier to...
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