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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

Computer science economy set

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The perfect bundle for technology enthusiasts and computer science insiders! With this set, you get two original products that are not only functio...

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Installing social skills

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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...

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Intellectual Badass

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At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

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It compiles, let's sell it!

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At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

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It Works On My Machine

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Anyone who's ever developed a program knows that just because it works on one person's computer, doesn't means it works on another! Given the almos...

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IT-Afro

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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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Kein Backup - Kein Mitleid

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...

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Cookie Box Using Cookies

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One does not simply explain a joke. Explaining jokes kills the fun. So, how do we write an entertaining product text about a Using Cookies Cookie B...

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Cryptex Micro SD Adapter in Steampunk Design

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The bicycle is locked, but the USB stick with our most important and confidential data we simply carry around openly? Not so smart. Of course, a U...

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LART Network Whip CAT5 o Nine Tails

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The computer is on but the monitor stays black.Problem reports like that make IT guys and tech-savvy, helpful geeks like us just criiiinge, don...

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Linux Tux

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Penguins are cool, pretty goofy and probably the only birds in the world who forgot to be birds. No other animal looks funnier waddling in the snow...

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Magic Gaming Mat and Coaster Set

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With Magic: The Gathering there is something for everyone. And that doesn't just mean the different colours and editions, but also the different wa...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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May the source be with you

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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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Midi-Chlorians

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Computer owners and manufacturers shamelessly flaunt what's hidden inside the casing, and anyone who invests a lot of money in a new microprocessor...

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Nerd Charms

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When it comes to charms, we nerds usually think of powerful spells in pen-and-paper games, the counterpart to the Strange Quark or simply a certain...

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Network Security

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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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NO.

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Sometimes it's not a blessing to be computer literate - especially if others are whining for help all the time!With this shirt, you can show that y...

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Panic Key

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Your computer doesn't do the things you want him do to? You don't have a backup of your important files and your harddisk makes silly noises? The F...

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PEBKAC

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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Ping Me Mug

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As a nerd, one needs to be careful. One small mishap, one mistake and the whole disguise of a friendly and harmless computer guy can come crumbling...

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Plant.zip.zip

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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? And we’re not talking about the inventors of WinRAR (who are most likely still wait...

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Programming languages card game code:deck

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Sometimes a simple card game is the best pastime. You know, those times when you're forced to de-digitise, or because of those slow university or w...

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Raspberry Pi Model B Accessories

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Different accessories for your Raspberry Pi enable new possibilities:- <b>Cases</b>Available in two versions: white, and transparent. D...

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reset peer guy

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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

RTFM

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An answer to every single newbee question... Now you do not even have to make the effort to open your mouth!For those who do not know (and are afra...

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RUN CMD

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If one were to believe the genre legends Run DMC, hip-hop really does have one thing in common with informatics: It's tricky! While the trio of Run...

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Run IE

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Who remembers the good old times when you had to choose between Internet and talking on the phone? The Dial-up connection needed the modem and ever...

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Chopping Board Graphics Card

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In the mid-nineties, a dream came true and, thanks to graphic boards, virtual food looks a lot better and more tasty now! But it doesn't matte...

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Security by obscurity

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The main assumption of the computer and network security principle "security by obscurity" is that a system cannot be compromised if nobody on the ...

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select * from users (v2)

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Without words.

select * from users where iq > 60

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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

Social Engineering Specialist

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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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Something went wrong

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Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

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