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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Plant.zip.zip
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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? No, we're not talking about the inventors of WinRAR - they're still waiting for the...

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Animal testing
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This T-shirt is a must-have for all animal lovers! The pictures of the animals, all a little bewildered with a blue shirt that is far too small, ar...

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Caffeine molecule
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You can only get through long nights of programming with lots of coffee/coke/Penguin Peppermints ;)

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What Doesn't Kill You
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During the pandemic, we have learned more about viruses than we ever wanted to know. Just like bacteria, by the way, these little beasts are real s...

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In Science We Trust
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Trust in God is one of those things. Most scientists here would probably reject it as the basis of their existence. Hardly verifiable, very uncerta...

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Awesome Childhood
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Practice early! What applies to music, sport and almost everything in general also applies to nerdy topics. You don't have to build a functioning n...

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Think Like a Proton - Always be Positive
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Even though there are unfortunately many reasons to be in a bad mood in everyday life, we should at least try not to let it ruin our whole day. Bec...

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Remember who you are
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Did you know that chickens are direct descendants of dinosaurs? No joke! More precisely, our cackling friends are descended from the fearsome thero...

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Cat-Ion
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Do you love science, cats and good jokes? Then the Cat-Ion shirt meets all the criteria for the perfect nerd shirt. The motif alludes to the name o...

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Ah! The Element of Surprise
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If you were to find surprises as an element in the periodic table, it would surely only be by chance (it has to be a surprise). But if you do want ...

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AT-GC
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If you talk to a hard rock fan at a party and casually ask what the AC/DC on his shirt means, the conversation will either come to an abrupt end or...

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The wheel of life
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The "Wheel of Life" on the T-shirt impressively captures the wonder of molecular biology. It is a graphic representation of the genetic code, the u...

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ATP
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Every living being and every machine needs energy to run. As a nerd, such a term is of course too vague, and someone might confuse it with somethin...

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Darwin fish
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Fortunately, freedom of religion prevails in our latitudes, so everyone can believe what they want. Some are not open to invisible, all-powerful fi...

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Chemical jokes
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Chemists are often regarded as... special. But they have a solution for everything! For example, if they run out of things to talk about at a party...

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Iron Man vs. Fe-Male
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No, this joke has nothing to do with gender, but rather something to do with chemistry. Science nerds will recognize this immediately. Of course, w...

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More Atoms than Stars
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Do you love scientific facts that sound clever but are actually completely underwhelming, and do you like cosmic exaggerations? With this shirt, yo...

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Capsaicin
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If evolution were capable of doing this, it would probably just sigh deeply when it came to the topic of "spicy food" and bang its head against the...

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I'm a doctor
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You've spent years pulling all-nighters and memorizing formulas. You almost blew yourself up during days of experiments. Wore prints from the micro...

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Talk NErDy to me
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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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Science is real
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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them completely. For many people, ph...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, the vernacular has come to refer to everything and everyone as the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Ha...

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Anatomy of the heart
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The Anatomy of the Heart T-shirt shows a stylized but anatomically correct heart. The most important parts of the heart are named in stylized lette...

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Goldfish
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The "Goldfish" shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewelry for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is...

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OMg
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Most people are able to observe how magnesium reacts with oxygen for the first time in chemistry lessons at school. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in...

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Cummingtonite
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Minerals like gold and diamonds won't win over every nerd - With (Mg, Fe)[sub]7[/sub]Si[sub]8[/sub]O[sub]22[/sub](OH)[sub]2[/sub] hast Du bessere C...

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Adrenaline molecule
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Do you love the thrill of skydiving, bungee jumping, paintball or hacking?Then you're probably an adrenaline junky and should try out the thrill of...

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Serotonin
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Even though the neurotransmitter [i]serotonin[/i] can influence a variety of processes in the human body, the term [i]"happiness hormone "[/i] has ...

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Fueled by Mitochondria and Coffee
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When you get up in the morning and wonder how you're going to survive the day - remember: you're in possession of trillions of little energy power ...

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Cations
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Chemistry can be quite dry - until you realize how many of its terms sound as if someone has incorporated a pet. Cations, for example: positively c...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.