Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.

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Debugging

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Nobody likes to fix the mistakes another person has made due to incompetence, laziness or simply by accident. But when you yourself are that person...

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Hacken Open Air

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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...

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10 Stages of Debugging

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As we all know, hindsight is 20/20. This universally applicable wisdom can also be used to describe informatics, especially debugging (i.e. testing...

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Plant.zip.zip

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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? And we’re not talking about the inventors of WinRAR (who are most likely still wait...

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Front-End - Back-End

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As we all know, silent waters run deep. While software development does not exactly have anything to do with water, the basic principle of the sayi...

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Four Horsemen

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Death, War, Pestilence and Hunger - one does not need to be familiar with the works of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: The Four Ho...

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Installing social skills

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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...

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Intelligence - Stephen Hawking Quote

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Isn't it amazing what the human brain is capable of? Not only has it secured us our place at the top of the food chain, it can also adapt extremely...

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/* no comment */

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For those of you who have comments regarding a source code: It was hard to write - it was meant to be hard to understand..

There is no cloud

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"Is your computer running low on disk space? Are old holiday pictures and text documents clogging your hard drive? Then simply put everything into ...

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Floppy Disks

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The good ol'’ floppy disk!How we loved you when you were our go-to portable, long-term memory solution. We shared so many happy years…!Not tha...

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RUN CMD

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If one were to believe the genre legends Run DMC, hip-hop really does have one thing in common with informatics: It's tricky! While the trio of Run...

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C64 Load Command

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Remember way back... when to be able to load programmes and games on a C64, you had to type in a special command first? For the sake of nostalgia, ...

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Linux Tux

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Penguins are cool, pretty goofy and probably the only birds in the world who forgot to be birds. No other animal looks funnier waddling in the snow...

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

Stundenlanges Debuggen

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Basically, programming has a lot in common with Lego: on the one hand, it's worth starting at a young age (keyword: practice makes perfect), and on...

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Kein Backup - Kein Mitleid

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...

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You broke something

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Imagine arriving at the office, sitting down at your desk in order to do all the important bug fixes , whilst sipping your coffee... when all of t...

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Unix Shell

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Turns out that most nerds do actually care about nature and know a lot about the evil “outside world”. So much so that even parts of the Unix archi...

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Ich bin Admin

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Many people see administrators as a kind of Matrix god. They sit in front of computers, typing away like mad in completely unspectacular looking te...

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Deploy on Friday?

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There are a few unwritten rules everybody in IT should always follow. And trust us, if you decide to ignore these rules, you definitely won't want ...

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Specialist for Layer 8 Problems

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Imagine that you’ve just created a model that allows different technical systems to communicate with each other and that features different layers ...

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Schei? Encoding

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We all know it: e-mails with incorrect encoding, in which the German special characters are once again displayed incorrectly. We can only be glad t...

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Turning it off and on again

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What's the most popular answer to calls at the IT support hotline? Of course the sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?&q...

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Rekursion

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To understand recursion, you first have to understand recursion.

there is no place like 127.0.0.1

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Home is still the best place to be. Who likes to sit at other people's computers where nothing is set up the way it should be ;)

Algorithm

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When programmers have worked too long on a project, or when you ask them how the code they worked on actually functions, their favorite answer will...

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It Works On My Machine

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Anyone who's ever developed a program knows that just because it works on one person's computer, doesn't means it works on another! Given the almos...

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there are only 10 types of people

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If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-) If there's a slight smile on your face though, you should probably think about h...

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99 Little Bugs

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If there is any profession entirely deserving of their own drinking song, it’s programmers.The so-called “Programmer’s Drinking Song”, a modificati...

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Hacken Open Air Hoodie

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This year's line-up of the Hacken Open Air is probably the best one ever: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will set the Black Hat Stage ...

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The code is documentation enough

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Comments in the code are grossly overrated. Everything is already there! If you have a plan of the matter, you don't need any extra explanations ;)

Answer Loading

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Let me consider this briefly...............well, NO !Do you always need a bit of time to come up with an appropriate answer when someone else is as...

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Japanese Hacker

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The word hacker in Japanese on a shirt. The characters are pronounced "hakka" (with a small pause between the k, i.e. "hak (pause) ka").

NULL Pointer

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Programmers who use pointers should be careful because they aren't far away from hell ;) At least that's what the 2nd of the 10 commandme...

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1+1=10

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Why don't we use the binary system in elementary school? Learning just two numbers would make a lot of things easier and it would also be easier to...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.