Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.

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Resistance is futile

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When the borgs had known that it would have been so easy.

Be greater than average

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As nerds, we are definitely anything but average. We love topics and things that the average person might not particularly be interested in, we alm...

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Octopi

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Here we have an octopus with eight (Latin: octo) arms. No ordinary arms of course, but Pi arms! That makes this being an Octopi. :)(By the way, wha...

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Sei wie ein Proton

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This product is only available in German.

Newtons erstes Gesetz

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This product is only available in German.

Ente Wurzel

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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

Darwin Fish

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Luckily, we live in a place where everyone can believe in whatever they want - a privilege that not everyone has.Some people are not tempted by inv...

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Wir sind die Borg

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Someone has to say it so clearly :)

Jurassic Run

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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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This Shirt Is Blue

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If you run really, really fast this green T-shirt might appear blue. And by fast we mean extra racy ;).This effect is caused by the Doppler effect,...

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Resistance is NOT futile

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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Two is the oddest prime

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The prime number 2 is really very strange ("odd" in English), as it is the only prime number that is not odd :)

Be rational Get real

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Not every number can be perfect.

Drink and Derive

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Never try to calculate when drunk!

Schrödinger

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The time-dependent Schrödinger equation describes the state of a quantum system. And of course this equation also fits perfectly on a T-shirt :)

God said

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If the bible had been written by physicists, the maxwell equations would have been in it for sure.

Perfect Numbers

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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Come to the Nerd Side

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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Coincidence

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pi * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/pi-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as we know, 1337 ...

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Black Holes Suck

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A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null

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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

What Doesn't Kill You

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During the pandemic, we learned more about viruses than we ever wanted to know! The little beasts are – just like bacteria, by the way – quite the ...

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Physicists make great parents

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Physicists do indeed make great parents! Having an answer as to why the sky is blue, or why flies in a moving car don't hit the back window ar...

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Integrate Yourself

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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

Binary Tree

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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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Schrödinger's Cat ADLEIAVDE

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The famous experiment by physicist Erwin Schrödinger (which was, we hope, meant to be an imagined experiment only!) describes the mad side of quant...

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Ich habe Potential

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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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Capsaicin

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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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PIrate

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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Doppler Effect

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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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OMg

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Magnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...

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Das Genie beherrscht das Chaos

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Maths-shirt with german imprint saying "The genius rules the chaos".

May the m x a be with you

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On this shirt, the famous quote from Star Wars must have been written down by a physicist. Out of habit, he or she replaced the word "force" with a...

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2+2=5

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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

Ente Wurzel aus Kuh

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Dopamine

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For some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.