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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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Book Lifting
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Do you see your body as the home for your spirit, and a way of showing off your geeky shirts?Do you feel happy and healthy as long as your brain ge...

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Video games do not make us violent
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It's not the games themselves that lead to potential violent outbursts among players... it's bad internet connections and high pings!

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Knock Knock Knock Penny
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Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny?Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of t...

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Grow up Calm Down
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On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things logarithm and exponential function say to each other when in conflict.For those who do not und...

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Root Heart Maths
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For true lovers of mathematics

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IT-Afro
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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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Helvetica
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The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

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This woman is not available
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This is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, many things would be easier. Even the lives of ninjas (but not necessarily those of pirates)!

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ROFL Copter
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The legendary ROFL-Copter on a shirt :)Rumour has it that the first one who used the ROLF-Copter was a Blizzard Mod in a Warcraft III forum? It was...

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For the real computer scientists ;)

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select * from users (v2)
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Without words.

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WTF?
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What the f*ck?

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Unix is sexy
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Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?

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cd pub; more beer
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If you think that a shell is a shell and only think of video games when you think of consoles, then this shirt is not necessarily for you. But if y...

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Binary Tree
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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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RPG Dice
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Behind every good player are several good dice. While we have fun, loot and celebrate ourselves afterwards for successful adventures, our faithful ...

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I cast Fireball
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A group of heroes and heroines sets out to defeat monsters and search for treasure, all professionals that have mastered their different skills… Wh...

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Things I hate
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The list of things to hate only grows bigger the longer you live. After all, you get to know more things, people and other stuff throughout your li...

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ASAP is not a Deadline
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Usually these emails arrive shortly before you get off work, in the worst case on Fridays, and of course contain a request to do something “asap”. ...

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Team Moderna
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Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

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How I met the Batman
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Anyone familiar with the American sitcom in which Ted tells his children the nine-seasons-long story of who their mother is will certainly have not...

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I made it to 2022
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It can seem a little odd. Not to mention entertaining how people imagined the year 2022 just a couple of decades ago: flying cars in every garage, ...

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Team BioNTech/Pfizer
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Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

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Sicherheitsabstand einhalten Erzaehlmirnix
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This product is only available in German.

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In meinem Alltag kommt die "Bild"-Zeitung nicht vor
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Anyone who has even vaguely followed the reporting on the corona virus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later. The ...

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Economists do it with Models
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Most of the jobs we geeks and nerds have are not typically associated with fame or glamour. No matter how important and interesting a job might be,...

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This meme is not available in your country
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On 26.03.2019, the EU Parliament decided to destroy the Internet and make memes virtually impossible via upload filters.With this t-shirt you can a...

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Cthulhu's Horoscope
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Cthulhu's Horoscope

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No Go
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Over the last couple of months, a fascinating phenomenon has taken over the world... No not the wonderful US election...Have you noticed how former...

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Hackzogtum
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This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum association from Coburg. More information is available at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de 2 EUR of the sales ...

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Ruhr Phoenix
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The Ruhr Phoenixes are a special kind of Quidditch players resident in Bochum. They like to travel north and south in order to compete in major Qui...

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Midi-Chlorians
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Computer owners and manufacturers shamelessly flaunt what's hidden inside the casing, and anyone who invests a lot of money in a new microprocessor...

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Hooray Sports
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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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Just a Normal Game
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Parents and noobs will be baffled by this shirt... What does that mean again? No, gg doesn't stand for double-grin.In the end, it doesn't...

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Ingress Keep Calm
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Just lost a portal? First, take a deep breath. You'll regret any outbursts. Just think of the consequences of an augmented reality player who loses...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.